

Hey, welcome to the chaos!
(insert thoughtful intro here) Just because I am a writer does not mean I know how to write about myself! But anyways... Welcome! I have ZERO clue what I am doing, the one thing I do know however is that my number one goal is to create a safe space for to share my love for reading (and writing) while also bringing awareness to chronic illnesses. I will touch base on many conditions, but I will be primarily focusing on the four I am diagnosed with; Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, Marfans Syndrome, POTS, & MCAS! I hope for this to be a place for love and understanding but also a place to rave over our favorite books AND speculate about who Elaines mate will be (It better be Lucien or I will riot!) plus all of the other unhinged book theories our brains create!

My Miniature Trauma Dump!
I guess I should start with my name huh? Hi! You can call me that weird guy over there (or you can just call me Garrett, that is my name anyways). I am a lover of many things ranging from books and movies all the way to dark humor and the overuse of sarcasm as a defense mechanism. I grew up in a VERY red town just East of Greensboro, NC but yet I somehow grew up to be a raging liberal who is a proud member of the Alphabet Army. Since I am a loud blue dot in the middle of a pool of red here are some of my favorite phrases to use "No uterus, No opinion!", "No one is illegal on STOLEN land!", but my two all-time top favorites are "Fuck Donald Trump!" and "Fuck ICE!" and I say all of these with my whole chest!
​
Growing up in a town like mine wasn't easy, I was the weird kid in school who either had his nose in a book or was working on my next "masterpiece" for art class. Let's just say that I was not one of the popular kids, I have felt the emotional aftermath that comes from senseless bullying (so when I say no bullying in these groups, I fucking mean it!) Then on top of the bullying, I was dealing with endless doctors appointments and rounds of medications all to be told "you're faking for attention/to skip school". Now look at me, I'm a thirty-year-old millennial with more health problems and prescriptions than I have healthy relationships with my own family members! (Blood is NOT thicker than water, if they're toxic and bad for your mental health cut off their access to you!)
​
Now that I have my diagnosis' and am doing everything I can to manage them all (fuck you surprise hEDS flares) I am putting myself out there to build a community for people who love reading, share similar experiences, like to gossip about fictional characters, or all of the above! Just remember that I am chronically ill so some updates may come later than expected AND I am just a little cooky, so who knows what my "Hot Takes" are going to be (my experience while reading Unhinged is currently running through my head)
​
But I sincerely hope we can all use this to build a community, maybe some friendships and just be whacky together without judgement!
​
​
​
​
OH! Also, I do have a shop on this page where I will be listing new and used books of all shapes, sizes, colors, & genres. There will also be sections for handmade bookish themed items as well as stationary supplies. If you're interested in any of this you should REALLY check out my subscriptions I have listed, each tier has its own little bonuses (some of which will just be a new level of unhinged posts from myself!)



The Book Series That Started It All:
Percy Jackson
I think this is where my exquisite sarcasm and bad jokes came from!
​
Gotta love a dam good joke ;)
One day I will
maybe get to meet
Uncle Rick Riordan himself!

I cannot promise to be able to answer all of your questions BUT I will do my very best! <3
123-456-7890 (yeah, not putting my phone number here. I've watched too much Criminal Minds!)
Contact Me?


